feat(cli): randomize and expand witty loading phrases (#704)

packages/cli/src/ui/hooks/usePhraseCycler.ts

@@ -22,6 +22,111 @@ export const WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES = [
   'Shuffling punchlines...',
   'Untangling neural nets...',
   'Compiling brilliance...',
+  'Loading wit.exe...',
+  'Summoning the cloud of wisdom...',
+  'Preparing a witty response...',
+  "Just a sec, I'm debugging reality...",
+  'Confuzzling the options...',
+  'Tuning the cosmic frequencies...',
+  'Crafting a response worthy of your patience...',
+  'Compiling the 1s and 0s...',
+  'Resolving dependencies... and existential crises...',
+  'Defragmenting memories... both RAM and personal...',
+  'Rebooting the humor module...',
+  'Caching the essentials (mostly cat memes)...',
+  'Running sudo make me a sandwich...',
+  'Optimizing for ludicrous speed',
+  "Swapping bits... don't tell the bytes...",
+  'Garbage collecting... be right back...',
+  'Assembling the interwebs...',
+  'Converting coffee into code...',
+  'Pushing to production (and hoping for the best)...',
+  'Updating the syntax for reality...',
+  'Rewiring the synapses...',
+  'Looking for a misplaced semicolon...',
+  "Greasin' the cogs of the machine...",
+  'Pre-heating the servers...',
+  'Calibrating the flux capacitor...',
+  'Engaging the improbability drive...',
+  'Channeling the Force...',
+  'Aligning the stars for optimal response...',
+  'So say we all...',
+  'Loading the next great idea...',
+  "Just a moment, I'm in the zone...",
+  'Preparing to dazzle you with brilliance...',
+  "Just a tick, I'm polishing my wit...",
+  "Hold tight, I'm crafting a masterpiece...",
+  "Just a jiffy, I'm debugging the universe...",
+  "Just a moment, I'm aligning the pixels...",
+  "Just a sec, I'm optimizing the humor...",
+  "Just a moment, I'm tuning the algorithms...",
+  'Warp speed engaged...',
+  'Mining for more Dilithium crystals...',
+  "I'm Giving Her all she's got Captain!",
+  "Don't panic...",
+  'Following the white rabbit...',
+  'The truth is in here... somewhere...',
+  'Blowing on the cartridge...',
+  'Looking for the princess in another castle...',
+  'Loading... Do a barrel roll!',
+  'Waiting for the respawn...',
+  'Finishing the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs...',
+  "The cake is not a lie, it's just still loading...",
+  'Fiddling with the character creation screen...',
+  "Just a moment, I'm finding the right meme...",
+  "Pressing 'A' to continue...",
+  'Herding digital cats...',
+  'Polishing the pixels...',
+  'Finding a suitable loading screen pun...',
+  'Distracting you with this witty phrase...',
+  'Almost there... probably...',
+  'Our hamsters are working as fast as they can...',
+  'Giving Cloudy a pat on the head...',
+  'Petting the cat...',
+  'Rickrolling my boss...',
+  'Doing research on the latest memes...',
+  'Figuring out how to make this more witty...',
+  'Hmmm... let me think...',
+  'What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh...',
+  'Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes...',
+  "Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs...",
+  'Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs...',
+  'Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache...',
+  "What can you do with a broken pencil? Nothing, it's pointless...",
+  'Applying percussive maintenance...',
+  'Searching for the correct USB orientation...',
+  'Ensuring the magic smoke stays inside the wires...',
+  'Rewriting in Rust for no particular reason...',
+  'Trying to exit Vim...',
+  'Spinning up the hamster wheel...',
+  "That's not a bug, it's an undocumented feature...",
+  'Engage.',
+  "I'll be back... with an answer.",
+  'My other process is a TARDIS...',
+  'Communing with the machine spirit...',
+  'Letting the thoughts marinate...',
+  'Just remembered where I put my keys...',
+  'Pondering the orb...',
+  "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... like a user who reads loading messages.",
+  'Initiating thoughtful gaze...',
+  "What's a computer's favorite snack? Microchips.",
+  "Why do Java developers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.",
+  'Charging the laser... pew pew!',
+  'Dividing by zero... just kidding!',
+  'Looking for an adult superviso... I mean, processing.',
+  'Making it go beep boop.',
+  'Buffering... because even AIs need a moment.',
+  'Entangling quantum particles for a faster response...',
+  'Polishing the chrome... on the algorithms.',
+  'Are you not entertained? (Working on it!)',
+  'Summoning the code gremlins... to help, of course.',
+  'Just waiting for the dial-up tone to finish...',
+  'Recalibrating the humor-o-meter.',
+  'My other loading screen is even funnier.',
+  "Pretty sure there's a cat walking on the keyboard somewhere...",
+  'Enhancing... Enhancing... Still loading.',
+  "It's not a bug, it's a feature... of this loading screen.",
+  'Have you tried turning it off and on again? (The loading screen, not me.)',
 ];
 
 export const PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS = 15000;
@@ -37,7 +142,6 @@ export const usePhraseCycler = (isActive: boolean, isWaiting: boolean) => {
     WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[0],
   );
   const phraseIntervalRef = useRef<NodeJS.Timeout | null>(null);
-  const currentPhraseIndexRef = useRef<number>(0);
 
   useEffect(() => {
     if (isWaiting) {
@@ -50,16 +154,18 @@ export const usePhraseCycler = (isActive: boolean, isWaiting: boolean) => {
       if (phraseIntervalRef.current) {
         clearInterval(phraseIntervalRef.current);
       }
-      // Reset to the first witty phrase when starting to respond
-      currentPhraseIndexRef.current = 0;
-      setCurrentLoadingPhrase(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[0]);
+      // Select an initial random phrase
+      const initialRandomIndex = Math.floor(
+        Math.random() * WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES.length,
+      );
+      setCurrentLoadingPhrase(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[initialRandomIndex]);
 
       phraseIntervalRef.current = setInterval(() => {
-        currentPhraseIndexRef.current =
-          (currentPhraseIndexRef.current + 1) % WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES.length;
-        setCurrentLoadingPhrase(
-          WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[currentPhraseIndexRef.current],
+        // Select a new random phrase
+        const randomIndex = Math.floor(
+          Math.random() * WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES.length,
         );
+        setCurrentLoadingPhrase(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[randomIndex]);
       }, PHRASE_CHANGE_INTERVAL_MS);
     } else {
       // Idle or other states, clear the phrase interval
@@ -69,7 +175,6 @@ export const usePhraseCycler = (isActive: boolean, isWaiting: boolean) => {
         phraseIntervalRef.current = null;
       }
       setCurrentLoadingPhrase(WITTY_LOADING_PHRASES[0]);
-      currentPhraseIndexRef.current = 0;
     }
 
     return () => {